Author Archives: drmarlo

This morning I noticed the power button on my desk lamp was dark. Touching the power button didn’t turn on the lamp. It must be broken. I thought, “Cheap piece of Chinese shit!” and hit the power button on my … Continue reading →

I was taught one should never yell, “Fire!” in a crowded theater or loudly greet a friend named Jack with a hearty “Hi!” at an airport as those actions cause unnecessary panic which will almost certainly result in a multitude … Continue reading →

I don’t have time to run to my doctor today. Quick, Internet, “What’s a natural remedy for my menopause symptoms?” Kale & Spinach. “Ugh! What else you got?” Lose weight. “Pass. What else?” Eat lots of fruit and vegetables. “Uh, … Continue reading →